Red Nose Day saw the second Mango Chutney Club outing of the year. We welcomed new members and got down to business. This time it was Kingfisher on draft, which may have lead to the poor attempt at the drinking from all members. Mel decided that to get close to his normal alcohol intake to have his food covered in brandy - what he didn't realise was that the restuarant would burn off the alcohol!!!!
Justin entertained the troops with his glasses and uses for the Rajdutt ball. His attempt at disguise as an alien was less successful as no-one recognised the difference!
Justin did manage to find some XXL waistcoats. However, some of the members are looking towards the time of the XXXXXXXXXXXL waistcoats.
More news will follow soon including the breaking news of a recount due to spoilt ballot papers - although this has nothing to do with any bishops or shuffling Matt. This time, service was not included and should have been. We feel the total of 61.75 needs to be added to.
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ReplyDeleteThere was a young man from the Weald,
ReplyDeleteWho ate curry at a restaurant in Uckfield,
The waiters were rude,
The diners were crude,
And the door to the free drinks was sealed.
A man from the islands of Scilly,
ReplyDeleteTook to painting curry onto his willy,
The end swelled like a ball,
The shaft stood up tall,
And the girls said it tasted of chilli.
There was a young man I've heard
ReplyDeleteWho's curry caught fire at Taj Turd
While his food was still spitting
His waistcoat was not fitting
And Justin's glasses still looked absurd
The gay in the village helped start up a club'
ReplyDeletethe aim of which was to audit the grub,
they followed to the book the MCC rules,
but the doctor insisted on inspecting their stools,
the challange was set to find the perfect flavour,
the MCC moto, we curry no favour.